HomeMy dog noticed that I had left a burger on the floor, so he waltzed over and chomped it down. What he didn't know is that I laced the patty with peroxide. His mouth foamed and my dad thought he was rabid. It was hilarious.
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Hahahaha, I can't fuckin' believe it.
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That's... actually kind of funny.
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Yeah, my dog was just standing there and my dad's all like, get away from him! So I hugged him and dad freaks out even more. Imagine if I'd licked the peroxide foam. He would've died.
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Wait what who would've died now?
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My dad would've. If he thought it was rabies and I licked it, he would have a heart attack thinking I was infected with rabies. I find that satisfying on so many levels.
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Ah. But, what are you doing leaving peroxide injected pieces of hamburgers laying around your house for?
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Isn't it obvious? For this exact thing. Well, that and Osama Bin Laden lives under my house. He sneaks in and finds scraps while we sleep.
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I see. You know if Bin Laden has any plans for this weekend?
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Actually yes, he's goin' to play tether ball with some of his shrieking friends.
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