Story game

Im going to start a story. Then it gets continued from the next poster then the next and it goe on and on. This is a neverending story so please do not try to end it.

Once upon a time there was a lone forum fan named Zoolamon. He was signing up at millions of forums all over the internet. one day he signed up at PokemonBronze forum and...

the Admin wondered where zoolamon found the forum from because his forum gets no traffic.

Meanwhile, a teenage boy was watching this all happen when all of a sudden

A dark night comes and kills him. Zoolamon tells the admin he found this place at Mcleodgaming and was glad this place was forumotion. Then the dark night bursted out and started attacking. Zoolamon took out 3 chaos emeralds for ultimate power.....

but in the process got slashed by Toon Link.

and died........ luckily admin banned toon link and he was never to be seen again. Admin used a 1up mushroom on Zoolamon. however, when zoolamon was revived, he couldn`t remember a thing.
Zoolamon: who are you? wait a minute... WHO AM I! i can`t remember a thing. where am I....... /
Dark Night used his ultimate power. mega beam of chaos! Zoolamon reacted to this and blasted him with an energy beam. he couldn`t belive his power (the chaos emerlads aren`t with him :O) Zoolamon: whoever i am, i could be a hero if these are my powers. But how will i find out anything. Hey you, do you know what my name is?
Admin: your name is....

Don't make them long, please.